求《意大利人说英语》（视频）的全部英文词
求《意大利人说英语》（视频）的全部英文词
求《意大利人说英语》（视频）的全部英文词
求《意大利人说英语》（视频）的全部英文词
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the
waitress that I want two pieces of toast... she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't: understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a son of a bitch!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fuck". I tell her "you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not fuck on the table You son of a bitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". He tell me: “Go to the toilet.” I say "you don't understand, I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you son of a bitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you". And I say: "Piss on you too, you son of a bicth". I gonna back to Italy!